Prince of Persia ’08 in a nutshell: Ubisoft could not have missed the point of non-linear gameplay harder. Instead they ended up with pointless choices, repetitive gameplay, some of the worst combat I’ve ever forced myself through, and in the end you go through it all to get retarded sequel ending. 0/5

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Fight Club in a nutshell: The absolute worst game ever made, where perverse buttfucking of the source material’s philosophies, terrible fighting game mechanics, and an absolutely shallow amount of replayability all go hand-in-hand like some kind of trio of ugly hippies skipping announcing their ‘open relationship’ to the public. 0/5

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God Hand in a nutshell: Clover, a Capcom studio at the time, decided they wanted take all the ridiculous and badass in Devil May Cry 3 and make a game that was nothing but that. The controls, especially dodging, are silky smooth and react perfectly, and the game couldn’t be less forgiving. Best brawler of all time? Maybe! 5/5 God Hands

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